Sumo's I-Text Mo Kuwento Mo!
I was once asked to sit
in the middle of a room full of people.
And that's where the phrase
Center of Attraction started.
I was so nervous I fainted.
And that's when they invented the term
Drop-Dead-Gorgeous.
Then I was arrested by a police.
On what charges, I asked.
And the police officer said:
Possession of a Killer Smile.
So I went to a mirror
to see if the charges were true.
And I saw my reflection with my own eyes.
And that's how the phrase
"Beauty Is In The Eyes of the Beholder"
started.
from e-mail sent to Sumo
by artist Clairelynn
